Dr.House or going to the doctor's

as far as i can remember i used to go to the family doctor and get cold treatments no matter what my pain was.
and then i got sick,really sick and i almost died.
even though the doctors tried a lot...they did not manage to find out what i had and after 1 month 1/2 i went back home though they wanted to keep me for testing...being such a special case...
so since then i've been avoiding any kind of doctors...they actually made me feel stupid for going there and them telling me that i was healthy...

but forced by serious pains i had to go there again....taking advantage of my PREMIUM PLUS card.

i've been visiting doctor after doctor and today guess what....just read:

hello!

hello,come in!

ok.good morning...

when are you going to loose weight?

???...well...soon

no seriously...when are you going to start a diet?

i've already started one.

really?

YES

but why did you have to get to this size to think about loosing weight?

(What???) i've never been thin if that's what your asking.

seriously?

yeah...

needless to say that i was not seeing a diet-doctor but a ginecologist who was suppose to give me an echo for a stomach problem....so whatever.

he's ranked second worst after the former ginecologist i went to who told me that there exists no possiblity of taking tests to decide which family planning pills i should take(even if i had already done the test at the same clinique)

so it's just great...i think i'll keep avoiding them from now on as well.

or i'll just continue watching dr house and maybe diagnose myself :)